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A(n)nals of Online Dating: I would totally message you, but one of my internet dating rules is that I don't contact dudes who call themselves...

annalsofonlinedating:

From the online dating profile of NakedSnake:

I am beyond tired of wasting my time with losers on this site, so we’re going with a new approach. If you are any of the following things don’t message me at all.

1)”I don’t know what I want right now” Then what are you doing on a dating website?…

I’m hysterically laughing…tears are running down my face…chuckling into my scarf so people at work can’t hear me…

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  1. jkggossett reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating
  2. mctumblovin reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    HAHAHAHAHA this, this,
  3. menmadeeasy4u reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating
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  5. whatkatireblogs reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    syndrome” sufferer.
  6. youngdiplomat reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    hysterically laughing…tears...my face…chuckling into my scarf
  7. violentviolethp reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating
  8. 1985bushfindsjesus reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    hysterical laughter. I’ve been reading...almost an hour now,
  9. somechattybroad reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating
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  11. xdoriangray said: “There is not alot of good guys going around nevermind one the calibur of me” Someone needs to send him this: heartless-bitches.com/r…
  12. brittnydrye reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating
  13. reachingtheshore said: This is absolutely incredible. This dude deserves an online dating award.
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  15. ohsopeculiar said: He is smarter than said girl, yet doesn’t know the proper usage of “you’re” and the difference between then and than. And the basics of the placement of “i” and “e.”
  16. pierianspring reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    guy….this guy. omg....did crack up when...said he’s probably...
  17. latkje said: Yeah, Naked Snake is a videogame character, but that doesn’t mean it makes a good dating profile nom de guerre. I wouldn’t wanna date a dude who called himself Sonic the Hedgehog while soliciting grow old together partners either.
  18. brainstatic said: Not to defend this guy, but Naked Snake is a video game character. It’s pretty hilarious that he never thought people unfamiliar with Metal Gear Solid would find that name a little odd.
  19. retromodernelle reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    “nice guy syndrome” I’ve ever seen. “I’m super awesome! Why don’t...whore-slut-losers see...
  20. vanboobsenstein said: you can tell he’s a great writer by the line “if you’re too stupid to know what your want what are you wasting my time for.” Hahaha. Also, hi I’m pregnant.
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