January 2011
5 posts
Tom Haverford's Stylish Seduction
Tom: Have a seat. Some champagne?
Wendy: Um, no thanks.
Tom: C'mon, this is Armand de Brignac. Jay-Z drinks this.
Wendy: Yeah well Jay-Z doesn't have to perform surgery in an hour.
Tom: You don't know Jay-Z's schedule, he's a renaissance man.